Kit Kat is good, Canadian Kit Kats are better,

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 02/01/2018 at 00:07 • Filed to: THE GREAT OPPO CANDY BAR BATTLE OF 2018

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but Coffee Crisp body slams Kit Kat.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/01/2018 at 00:19

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Nope, anything from North of the ice wall is automatically inferior to anything south of it.

Spanfeller is a twat > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/01/2018 at 00:23

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Anything north of the Rio Grande is also inferior to anything south of it.

I do know that includes the entire state of Baja California but they can suck a dick!

Wheelerguy > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/01/2018 at 00:27

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But I hate coffee! Is there anything like that that doesn’t have coffee and/or caramel?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Wheelerguy 02/01/2018 at 00:37

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Crunchie, it’s honeycomb toffee coated in chocolate.

vicali > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/01/2018 at 00:39

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Shhh zip it... before they figure out the good stuff.. yep- just snow and ice up here.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/01/2018 at 00:39

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You’re not wrong, but I do prefer the exotic varieties. The basic one is really good, but they have made (and make?) better.

Why is your chocolate better than ours, anyhow?

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/01/2018 at 00:41

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How did I never try this? I need this in my life.

*makes notes for his next visit to Soviet Canuckistan*

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/01/2018 at 00:43

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“Canadian chocolate recipes are explicitly designed for the ‘Canadian palate’ which happens to mean sweeter, smoother, and creamier products. So even the chocolate bars that are available in both Canada and America are not the same- and we’ve got all the better renditions.”

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Spanfeller is a twat 02/01/2018 at 00:43

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Hmmm, that’s debatable. Football > Soccer/Fusball

Spanfeller is a twat > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/01/2018 at 00:45

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Mexican Tacos> that disgusting mess you dare call tacobell.

MrDakka > Spanfeller is a twat 02/01/2018 at 00:50

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Heresy! Taco Bell is consistently at the cutting edge of culinary science. How else can you explain their superior offerings such as the quesarito and the Doritos locos tacos?

Spanfeller is a twat > MrDakka 02/01/2018 at 00:52

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Que?

Are you bilingual and had a stroke or were you just speaking Spanglish?

No man. Tacos don’t have a hard shell, neither are these made with doritos.

And what in the name of god and all that’s holy is a Quesarito?

Spanfeller is a twat > MrDakka 02/01/2018 at 00:56

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Spanfeller is a twat 02/01/2018 at 01:00

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Hey now, for all we know Canadians started that!

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/01/2018 at 01:06

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Curiously, the Brits have worse chocolate than us Yanks, you have better than ours, and most of Europe has better than yours.

I think most European chocolate producers also produce batches specifically for the US because the imported ones don’t seem to be as good...

MrDakka > Spanfeller is a twat 02/01/2018 at 01:08

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Prepare your mind and body for the sanity breaking culinary delights guaranteed to render you speechless from pure joy and the flavorgasm your taste buds will experience created by the pioneering geniuses from Taco Bell

The Quesarito

Doritos Locos Tacos

They said it couldn’t be done. They said it was madness. But do you see? DO YOU SEE?!!

Spanfeller is a twat > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/01/2018 at 01:11

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TacoBell was started in California if memory serves me right...

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/01/2018 at 01:11

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There’s an inport ban on Cadbury products, Hershey was having trademark issues with the labels.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/08/british-chocolate-to-be-banned-from-america-after-trademark-dispute-between-hershey-and-cadbury-5054183/

Spanfeller is a twat > MrDakka 02/01/2018 at 01:12

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Ground beef on a taco?

Damn, you guys smoked the wrong kind of mota up north.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Spanfeller is a twat 02/01/2018 at 01:20

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California is a state technically, but culturally it’s more of a sphere of influence.

MrDakka > Spanfeller is a twat 02/01/2018 at 01:34

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The best kind, the kind of which dreams are made. Dreams that tell you to make culinary abominations delights.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/01/2018 at 08:04

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Hockey>All of the above.

punkgoose17 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/01/2018 at 09:04

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/01/2018 at 10:52

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Nope, because you can only play hockey in cold places, and cold places are automatically bad. And indoor sports are a travesty to the human soul.  

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 02/01/2018 at 11:01

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- See also: Synthetic ice, roller hockey, road hockey, all of which are still superior specimens.

- Your take is bad and you should feel bad.

- See above.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 02/01/2018 at 11:13

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I have to admit, I did forget about roller hockey which does sound fun.